We observe today not a victory of party, but a celebration of freedom.

Across the UK, online and on DAB, the Independent Republic of Mike Graham on talk radio.

The Human Zoo, where they don't hide away the sick animals.

Dangerous mid-morning debate with the great dictator.

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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham on the day that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will deign to tell us the name of their first born child.

The big question is, will they throw

us a fake name and then tell us the truth later? That's the way they've done everything else so

far. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they produce a baby that isn't even the real one, just so that

they can keep him out of the limelight. Meanwhile, back in the land of Brexit, there is yet another

deadline being set for Prime Minister Theresa May, this time for her to leave Downing Street.

And it has now been confirmed, rather unsurprisingly, that the European elections are indeed taking place on May the 23rd, which everyone already knew.

They're actually campaigning and have been campaigning for the last couple of weeks.

What exactly are the government up to?

And when are they going to confirm that we are actually leaving the European Union, which is what that referendum was all about back in 2016, you remember? 0344-49-1,000.

We've got Prime Minister's questions coming up. Ross Kempsen will be joining us, of course,

for that as per usual. Also, coming up first, I'm sorry to report that we will be bringing

news that the MPs who run this country so badly have not actually learned their lesson. After the expenses debacle of a decade ago,

it turns out that hundreds of them have had their official expenses credit cards suspended.

Let's just say that again. They have overspent on their official credit cards,

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