Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner. You're listening to the Perfect 10 podcast and I am sitting here in the veggie girl, which is a vegetarian restaurant, which is super yummy. And I'm looking at somebody who I haven't had the privilege of looking at for many, many months. And you guys are going to be so excited to have her back on the podcast because you guys love her so much if you're new to the podcast

you need to go back and listen because Nikki wants has been a regularly appearing fixture on my

podcast and it's because she's so hilarious and awesome and I'm so happy to be here with you right now

I miss you how you're doing I miss you too I've been I've been good good. It's a lot of changes, you know, a lot of things happening for me. It's been so many months. It's like not quite a year, but it's like, God. It feels like I was like, was it last August? I don't know. It's just been too long. So I've missed you. I'm so happy. And you look beautiful. Your eyes match your green sweater.

All they do. So for those of you can't see, you've got to look up, Nikki. She's gorgeous. Totally hot. Thank you. You're gorgeous. You never age day. You don't age a day. You're sweet. I'm so grubby right now. I'm disgusting. I need a shower. Like my shower. I really, really, really, really shower. It's a good thing that this is video. thank God well

I don't think anybody

really in this mall

is showered

because It's a good thing that this is video. Thank God. Well, I don't think anybody really in this mall is showered because everybody works out at crunch, but they all come out of their looking beautiful. And then they come over to veggie girl, and then they eat healthy, and they're beautiful. And then they, like, walk around and look very L.A. And we're very L.A. Because we're recording podcast in a very L.A. place. This is very L.A. This is so L.A. I can't come to this little mall without running into somebody. So the reason why we're meeting here is actually because there's a Trader Joe so I can like get groceries and podcasts and multitask throughout the day. But I always see people. I ran into a woman I knew before. It's like, so looking like crap here is like

even more embarrassing. I know. I just read that a, whatever, of some mug that was just like always

look, always dressed like you're going to run into your ex-boyfriend. Oh my God, that's so funny. Yeah,

you want to look really good if you're running into that

guy right yeah i mean i think my hair though it's kind of it's a mass but i'm like i think i kind of look

like i've been freshly fogged i really do but i haven't you been though i won't what's today

how fresh was it yeah it has it has it. We have 48 hours.

48 hours.

Well, that's still kind of fresh. That's kind of fresh. I think sperm lives inside you for three days. It wasn't, yeah, that didn't, that I mean, it, well, for him. I mean, it did. It did? There was condoms. Oh, okay. All right. So there's nothing still. Langering. Yeah, no, there's nothing in there.

There's no one else's DNA in my body.

Okay, 48 hours is still, well, that's relatively fresh. Yeah. Okay. Have you washed your hair since? No. Okay, then there you're showered. I'm disgusting. Well, you did shower since 40 hours. Oh, well, I was, like, I hosed off. Okay, you washed your virgin. Yeah. Okay. But I didn't wash my hair because now it's like it's dyed. It's like, I have blondeed it. So it's like, I closed off. Okay, you washed your virgin. Yeah. Okay.

But I didn't wash my hair because now it's like it's dyed.

It's like, I have blonde in it.

So it's like, I didn't wash my hair.

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