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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Getting to know Cutis Taylor the 3rd

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Lahna talks with Curtis Taylor the 3rd about comedy, sex, trains, getting hit on in therapy, and so much more...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, you're listening to The Perfect Ten podcast. I am Lana Turner, and I've had a crazy day already, and it's not even, it's just barely noon.

0:11.9

But right now I'm sitting with a new friend, Curtis Taylor the third.

0:16.5

Oh, yeah.

0:16.8

I didn't want to leave off the third because that seems really important to be the third of anything. I'm not. They made a lot of me. First edition was, you did good. And then second came and then. And then they're the third. It's very regal. Oh, thanks. How does that happen? There's just three Curtis Taylor's. There's three Curtis's. And then. So when somebody yells Curtis in your family reunion or whatever.

0:37.8

Everyone has nicknames. So like there's Big Kurt, there's Little Kurt, and then I'm Cricket. And then my grandfather passed. So now my dad's Big Kurt. I don't like being called Little Kurt. I just stick with that. I stick with just being Cricket. And then if I have a son, I'm just going to call him Little Curtain. And there we go. Why cricket?

0:34.3

That's a cute name.

0:35.1

I like cricket.

0:36.6

When my mom, And then if I have a son, I'm just going to call him a little curtain. And there we go. Why cricket?

0:55.0

That's a cute name.

0:55.5

I like cricket. When my mom conceived me, when I had mom gave birth, I looked like Jimmy and the doctor said it. When you came out, he's like, yeah, a little cricket. He looks like Jimmy Cricket. Oh, that's terrible. And they went to go see my grandfather because we lived in the Bay Area and went down to L.A.

0:56.1

And like my grandpa. cricket and then oh that's terrible and they went to go see my grandfather because we lived in the

1:12.1

bay area and we went down to l.A and like my grandfather's like yep that's a cricket all right

1:16.4

and that's how i got the nickname and stuck with me that's interesting so you're the third very very

1:22.1

special that's cool a lot of responsibility oh my gosh i oh it's nice to me, like, to hang out with you.

1:28.1

We just met the other night for the first time.

1:29.9

You're like a young, up-and-coming comic.

1:31.8

I thought you were hilarious.

1:32.8

You're so likable and sweet.

1:34.1

And I was like, we have to hang out.

1:35.1

We can talk.

1:35.5

Because we started talking, and it was cool.

1:37.3

And I just was like, I don had the most L.A. day. You know what I mean?

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