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🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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your favorite duo is back this week: Halley and Jaz dive straight into the week’s wildest headline, Taylor and Travis are officially engaged. the two spiral into full-on parasocial mode, breaking down everything from the shock of a collab post announcement to imagining what the wedding guest list and security would even look like. Jaz jokes about becoming a bodyguard, Halley debates whether it will be a mega-celebrity event or a secret ceremony, and both of them can’t help but laugh at just how invested they’ve become in a couple they’ve never met.
from there, the conversation flows into a whirlwind of personal updates. Jaz vents about the chaos of her home renovations, accidentally sending the most questionable texts to her contractor, and realizing just how much fences cost in Long Island. health takes center stage as well as Halley navigates her workout routine and spray tan obsession, and as the two debate TikTok’s “pale girl exposure therapy” trend, listeners get a raw and hilarious look at how they balance wellness, vanity, and everything in between.
as always, the episode is packed with their signature hilarious banter. they go off about awkward gynecologist appointments, friendship trio politics when it comes to picking a maid of honor, a specific chaotic experience at a bathhouse that ended in no massage, and the bizarre etiquette breaches they’ve witnessed at influencer events like the US Open. add in puppy potty-training wins and the iconic story of Halley accidentally doubting herself about James Marsden literally living across the street, and you’ve got a jam-packed episode full of laughter, relatability, and the kind of storytelling only Halley and Jaz can deliver.
Timestamps
0:18 - Celebrating the royal engagement
6:34 - Halley’s health updates
13:20 - Pale girl exposure therapy
18:17 - Gyno appointments and drinking water
22:35 - Maid of honor controversy
26:40 - Haircuts and husbands
29:46 - “Not looking for a husband, but looking for a father”
35:19 - Stacy updates
40:29 - Providing context
45:53 - The US Open
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. I'm so happy. I'm glowing for |
| 0:18.8 | multiple reasons. One, I went to Face Gym. We both went to Face Gymnist now. And I literally, my phone's like, beeping, beeping, beeping, I look down, Kevin's like, Travis and Taylor are engaged. I'm like, bullshit. They're actually engaged. And I literally like, Hallie, Hallie, Hallie, at Face Gym. So I can tell her that they're engaged. I was like in my Zen and you scared me. I thought something really bad happened. |
| 0:39.2 | Something beautiful. |
| 0:38.0 | No, that is crazy though. I knew they were going to get married. I've done that for a while. But I just didn't know when they would get engaged. And I'm so excited for them. I'm surprised they're doing everything so sudden. Like I don't know. just the podcast, I thought like, okay, they're easy six months at least till they're engaged, just because I didn't think they'd, like, go so back to back with all that. Also, I'm shocked she did a whole collab post with him to announce it. Like, in my mind, if they ever got engaged, it was going to be like a paparazzi, like, oh, she's wearing a ring and everyone's speculating about it. And then she like maybe low key says something and confirms |
| 0:54.7 | it. And then she like, maybe low-key says something and confirms it somehow. I, the collab post announcement was crazy. What's crazy than the collab post? She doesn't even follow him. Oh, really? No, she doesn't follow anybody. That's crazy. So I wonder if that will change. I'm also shocked she did a collab post. I guess she is like very millennial. |
| 1:28.5 | She collab posted like the podcast and stuff too. |
| 1:25.4 | I know, I guess. |
| 1:26.2 | She, like, I feel like that's such a millennial thing to do. |
| 1:28.4 | Like, do a collab post with your fiance. It's like loving, like having a boyfriend, not a fiance and like loving like having a man and just like she's just so into it. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah, it is crazy. |
| 1:36.5 | Obviously that like I want to know when it happened. |
| 1:37.6 | I'm assuming like maybe over the weekend. |
| 1:40.4 | Maybe. and just like she's just so into it. Yeah, it is crazy. Obviously that like I want to know when it |
| 1:42.4 | happened. I'm assuming like maybe over the weekend. Maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. |
| 1:45.2 | But so exciting. My first thought is how do I get an invite to this wedding? Okay. It's not happening, |
| 1:50.6 | but you know. Do you think they're going to have a big wedding? I think she has a lot of friends. I could see her just like not. Like not doing. I think he has a lot of friends too. I think like this relationship of hers, me being so parisocial, I'm like, it's the first one where she's like, she wants to have like friends around. Like she went to like his cousin's wedding and shit. I think she, like, he wants to have friends there and she wants to have friends. They personally told me that themselves. Okay. |
| 1:55.9 | I don't know. to have, like, friends around. Like, she went to, like, his cousin's wedding and shit. I think she, like, he wants to have friends there and she wants to have friends. |
| 2:18.9 | And they personally told me that than the first. |
| 2:20.5 | I don't know. I could also see them, like, doing something more low-key. And, like, I feel like we'll not know that it's happening or happened until it just happens one day. I think we'll know after it's done, obviously. Yeah, but I'm saying like it's not like, I don't think it's going to be out there. |
| 2:16.1 | Like, oh, they're going to get married in six months or however long. |
| 2:19.1 | Yeah, I think one of like it's not like I don't think it's going to be out there. Like, oh, they're going to get married in six months or however long. |
| 2:35.8 | Like, yeah, I think one of like once it's happening. |
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