besties but never roomies
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Halley and Jaz are back behind the mics, and this week’s episode is giving full chaotic bestie energy. what starts as a tiny texting disagreement spirals into a hilarious deep dive on friendship etiquette, unread messages, and why “one sec” almost never means one second. if you’ve ever wanted to scream at your friends through the phone, you’re going to feel very seen.
but of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without some unhinged detours. between questionable snack choices, roommate horror stories, and a rant or two about unsolicited opinions, the girls manage to turn even the most random topics into comedy gold. somewhere in the middle of the chaos, there are moments of raw honesty about health, moods, and how to stay sane when life insists on being annoying.
by the end, you’ll feel like you’ve been on FaceTime with your two funniest (and most brutally honest) friends. from pop culture hot takes to delusional rants that will have you laughing out loud, this episode is messy, dramatic, and exactly the kind of therapy session you didn’t know you needed. buckle up, press play, and enjoy.
Timestamps
0:16 - Jaz has been annoying Halley
3:52 - Jaz’s bitching hour
5:25 - The lunch on everyone's FYP
10:12 - What is Halley so excited about
20:19 - Tate McCrae concert
22:11 - Pop culture couples
36:22 - Our overweight dogs
45:43 - The question we always get
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. |
| 0:14.6 | I'm Hallie. |
| 0:15.2 | And I'm Jazz. |
| 0:16.1 | Jazz has been really annoying me recently with this one specific thing. |
| 0:20.7 | You've done this to me twice. |
| 0:21.9 | You can't look there anymore. What? I know. I need to stop. Um, it's fine. I won't look at it. You're, you're going to look at it. No, I really won't. Whatever. That's better. I just wanted to make sure that my hair like this. And you look fantastic. Really bothering me. No, it's, it's not. |
| 0:36.4 | I curled my hair like. |
| 0:37.1 | Well, it's going to bother the listeners more to have to watch us look to the side. |
| 0:40.6 | Anyway, uh, You look fantastic. Really bothering me. No, it's, it's not. I curled my hair like really bad. Well, it's going to bother the listeners more to have to watch us look to the side. |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah. Anyway, uh, jazz has been your... |
| 0:43.9 | Kind of sweetest best friend at all time. |
| 0:45.8 | You've done this like twice very frequently. |
| 0:47.8 | She will text... |
| 0:48.8 | Twice and frequently should not be in the same sentence. |
| 0:51.0 | Twice. |
| 0:51.3 | Twice and very... |
| 0:52.3 | What's the word? Back to back? Like, very close together. Yes. Like, you did this like a week ago. She texts me last night. Hi. I immediately clicked the message. Like, I saw it on my phone. I clicked the message. I go, hey. What's up? No response for like 20 minutes. I send another question marks. I'm like, all right, who text somebody? Hi, |
| 1:12.1 | the person responds immediately. And then you don't. Like, I'm like, it makes me anxious. I'm like, what is she trying to say? And then you didn't respond for the entire night until the next morning. Then you're like, hey, good morning. And I'm like, what did you want? Like, and you did that to mad at me. You did that to me |
| 1:27.0 | because it makes me anxious when somebody's like |
| 1:29.1 | hi. But whenever there's anything |
| 1:31.1 | that's like, |
| 1:29.3 | hi, like you're like, whenever there's anything that's like serious, I always FaceTime you. So like me texting you high should not be deep. But you were you were at an event so I'm not thinking you're going to FaceTime me if it's like whatever. I don't know. It was just like what's going on. Like did somebody make a video about me and I can't see it and you're trying to like soft launch it? |
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