Everybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpenn

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🗓️ 1 December 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA’s, convulse violently while going through Goop’s holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story.

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0:00.0	Hello bitches, I'm back!
0:16.3	I've been on American Swile for under 24 hours and I'm already backpudding so hard.
0:21.6	The only thing keeping me alive right now is this disgusting beer, no fancy meal, from
0:27.0	the fridge.
0:28.0	On my sensational guest today, the legend that is at official Sean Penn, aka Carolyn Goldfarb.
0:34.3	Hi!
0:35.3	Hi!
0:36.3	So I have to tell you for the record, the only time I ever liked Sean Penn is when I thought
0:41.2	that your Instagram account was Sean Penn.
0:44.7	That's the thing, Sean Penn is kind of the worst.
0:47.0	He sucks so bad, I didn't even like him and I am Sam.
0:50.6	I mean, I definitely was into like Mystic River era Sean Penn but he's gotten like super
0:55.6	bloaty and very problematic in the last 10 years.
0:58.8	He's such a douchebag.
1:00.5	That's what makes it so great.
1:01.9	By using his name I can just like completely go against all the bad stuff about Sean
1:06.7	Penn.
1:07.7	No I literally thought that it was Sean Penn's Instagram account.
1:11.0	That's incredible to me because it's so clearly not.
1:13.7	I'm a little bit stupid.
1:15.8	I mean, to be fair I am calling it official Sean Penn and trying to trick people like
1:20.7	at first.
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