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Plus, a Jewish redneck spreads pussy smear on his bagel, accidentally murdering the wrong wife, and when your child throws your best meth pipe out the window.

All this coming up today.

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great moments in customer service

phone calls.

You're to find her extension

or leave her a message on my behalf

that she's not to call me again, and I insist.

Um, okay, I'm, because this is a call center, I'm not sure who can me.

Not that fast. Do as I say or I'll sue you. I'm going to make something crystal clear.

Your office and your company is not to call my house, because if you do,

I'm going to sue your butt. I'm going to report you to my State Assemblymen of New York,

and I'll also report you to the New York Department of Health right in early tomorrow morning,

if you don't take my complaint. You're an evil office. Knock off your shit and take my complaint.

And if you don't, I'll hang up and call back again and again. I'll annoy your office to no end. To the moment you close. And then bright and early tomorrow, I'll call you again and again. Now, you will take my complaint whether you like it or not. Is that clear? Um, Paul, so what does have to happen unfortunately it does say here your office is never

to call my house and kate is not to call either or i will sue your office if you call again is that clear

sure absolutely it better be clear now I want you to find this case.

I insist.

Give me your extension.

Um, I, because like I said, this is a call center, I don't have an extension to give out.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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