High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, July 21st, 2025. |
| 0:04.3 | Coming up on the program today, roofied by Red Bull. |
| 0:07.2 | A how-to guide. |
| 0:08.5 | Plus, do Asians smell like nacho cheese tortilla chips? |
| 0:11.7 | One idiot seems to think so. |
| 0:13.5 | When cops stumble upon your problematic sex dolls |
| 0:16.4 | and moving to Russia for the freedom backfires spectacularly. |
| 0:26.3 | Thank you. and moving to Russia for the freedom backfires spectacularly. Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in church sermons. |
| 0:33.4 | Let's stand together tonight. I know you teenagers are tired. |
| 0:37.2 | You ran around and kicked the ball. |
| 0:39.0 | How many played soccer today? |
| 0:40.2 | Did you play soccer today? |
| 0:41.9 | Was that part of the thing? |
| 0:45.1 | No? |
| 0:46.6 | Thank God. |
| 0:48.7 | Soccer's for queers. |
| 0:49.9 | I mean, I'm going to tell you that right now. |
| 0:51.9 | Ain't nobody. |
| 0:52.8 | There's no man running around his shorts kicking a ball. I mean, come on now. Look at me, people. Look at me. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Football, that's like somewhere or another country. Football, that's when you hit somebody so stinking hard, the mama feels it. See, in soccer, soccer, you're running around, you kick the ball. |
| 1:12.2 | Kick the ball, kick the ball. |
| 1:13.3 | Let's go kick the ball. |
| 1:14.2 | Let's go kick the ball. |
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