Hello, we are transmitting to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

Whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 431.

Certificate No.9.2.EZ0902.

Certificate number 23821.

Euro-Westerns.

Robert, welcome to the omnibus.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you, John.

I'm so glad that you are wearing your NASA headset.

Oh, and there's a NASA t-shirt, too?

This is the official omnibus t-shirt that I got.

What's good.

A trash panda, a washing bear.

Well, good.

So are you an Ohioan?

I am.

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