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Certificate number 373-00.

Worcestershire sauce.

We got to use this one.

Shush, shush.

I don't know.

All right.

So now as an American, from the far, far west, I have been told over the years, and

having traveled to England many times, I have been told that it is not pronounced Worcester

Scher sauce.

The sure isn't even pronounced at all. And ultimately it's

Worcester, Worcester sauce. Am I right? Partially, but not hugely. All right. I should introduce

you, Saul. Welcome to the show. Hello, you're right.

I'm well, thank you. How are you?

I'm well, thank you.

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