Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our UEFA Women's Euro 2020 preview.

While the men's game is playing a major international tournament this year in a country with political controversy,

a government that doesn't represent the people's interest, massive way disparity between the classes,

and general low standing on the global

stage. The women's game, on the other hand, is playing a major international tournament this

year in a country with political controversy, a government that doesn't represent the people's

interest, massive wage disparity between the classes and low standing on the global stage.

That's England. Bantor, everybody. My name is Ryan Bailey, joining me today to discuss

the European

action is a man who's taken time away from hot dog eating contest, white claws, fireworks,

and wearing shorts with the stars and bars printed on them to join us as we record on July 4th,

Taylor Rockwell. So you're saying don't eat my hot dogs and drink my white claws on mic? Okay, got it, noted.

I also think I'm correct in saying that when Saudi Arabia had their embargo on Qatar, which they may still have, I haven't checked on that lately.

They dug a like 30-foot trench to cut off the barrier to cut off the border.

And so in that way, you could also argue Qatar now an island. So England and Qatar have that in common too. Oh, that's lovely, Tater. Thank you for the update there. Of course. I do assume you were, by the way, drinking white cloths. I think like sitting in a lake in one of those sort of hoops, like in a ring. Is that what you were doing? Yeah, I've tried to mute all the background noise so so you don't hear that one. And it is going to be awkward with the mixing board, the computer, the microphone set up all while floating on an inflatable tube. Could be problematic. We'll see how it goes. Well, thank you, Taylor, for stepping up to the mic today and doing some work on this national holiday where most Americans aren't working. By the way, in Italy, most Italians aren't working either, but that's different reasons.

Also here is the man who's celebrating America today, but he's doing it with stats.

Average dispositions from the British one.

The SPS Index, the Starbucks per State Index, of course.

Analyzing the average space between toilet, stool doors in public toilets.

Why are they so big America? Why are they so big? And the most valuable stat of all, XI, expected interactions. Joe Lowry, hello. I thought you were going to say XI expected independence, Ryan Bailey, because that's the word that we choose to use on this side of the Atlantic. That was really, really good. Potato, depending on your perspective, Joe, potato potato.

Yeah, but Taylor, you should be on my side on this. So don't be given Ryan, like, the benefit of the doubt. No, I mean, Ryan, that was beautiful, first of all. And we do love just giant things in America. So that sort of explains the bathroom question you asked. And we also love Starbucks, as do you. And I'm hoping that that one link can be like our version of a temporary peace treaty on this July 4th, Ryan. I hope so. I hope so, Joseph. Thank you for joining us. And if you do have any explanation, anyone out there, any listener can tell me why the gaps in toilet door stalls are so huge in America and no or else. I'd love to hear it. Anybody got any ideas? I don't have any.

So Republican senators can touch feet from underneath the stall? No? Oh, boy. Is that, that's not topical enough of a reference because that happened a while ago, but I'm assuming still happens. Why not? Let's make it to all politics today. I'm sure we've lost half the listener base so far. Let's move on. Let's introduce the last man in our group.

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