Eugene Mirman's Portsmouth, New Hampshire Complaint Letter
Good One
Vox Media Podcast Network
4.6 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2017
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is Goodwin, a podcast about jokes. I'm your host, Volcher Senior |
| 0:09.6 | Editor Jesse David Fox. What even is a joke though you might be thinking you know or you're not but but I sure am like all the time because sometimes a joke is a scene sometimes it's a sketch sometimes it's a joke |
| 0:23.0 | For today's episode the joke is a real letter published in the Portsmouth New Hampshire summer |
| 0:26.6 | guide. |
| 0:27.6 | That's because the guest is Eugene Merman, a comedian always looking for new ways to present |
| 0:31.2 | his comedy and incorporate his real life into it. |
| 0:34.0 | And to be fair, the letter was written with the attention of being right out loud in front of people. |
| 0:38.4 | Eugene explains everything in the joke, so it all makes sense soon enough. One thing to note, there is a second clip later in the episode that's partly visual, |
| 0:46.0 | so just so you know the paintings look really silly. |
| 0:50.0 | The interview was recorded live from the Montreal Just for Last Festival if you're wondering why the audience was laughing in French. |
| 0:56.0 | Now, I will let Eugene explain why he was so angry at the city of Portsmouth, New Hampshire. So last summer, I went to Portsmouth, New Hampshire with my girlfriend. |
| 1:10.0 | We went to, it's a lovely sort of seaside town and we went and we rented a car and we parked it in a parking garage and we got a little ticket that you put in the dashboard and we did everything we walked around and then when we got back to the car I saw that there was like a ticket on the windshield. |
| 1:25.7 | And I was like, what, like how could I have parked wrong? |
| 1:29.7 | Like I was so baffled, I was like, what could this possibly be for and I looked at the ticket when I got there and the violation was parked in wrong direction. |
| 1:41.0 | Agreed. |
| 1:44.0 | So we had backed the car up into the spot, |
| 1:51.0 | which apparently in New Hampshire is quite illegal |
| 1:55.6 | And I looked at like the thing that we put in the dashboard to see if |
| 1:59.6 | There was any way we could have known this and the ticket says this ticket permits you to |
| 2:04.2 | park in accordance with the regulations. I think we all know what those are. |
| 2:09.4 | Who doesn't know the regulations in Portsmouth, New Hampshire? |
| 2:15.0 | This ticket must be displayed clearly on your vehicle dashboard and the vehicle parked correctly. |
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