Ethan 2: The Sequel
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
You don't want to miss this one, folks! On today's docket: a *special announcement,* the charitable feats of Tony the Tiger®, youth group meltdowns, Patrick's vehement hatred for sports, Ethan's re-discovery of Cardinal Sarah's the Power of Silence, teaching middle schoolers to pray, the Great Lacroix Schism of 2022, a particularily heatbraking DEDC update, Lance the Glance, and presidential trivia.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Patrick, are you recording? |
| 0:02.1 | I am. |
| 0:03.6 | Hey, Regan can't hear this. He's off the call. |
| 0:05.4 | But what a schmuck, right? |
| 0:06.7 | Doing all that work for free? |
| 0:08.2 | Come on. |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah, like we've been doing basically for the last five and a half years. |
| 0:13.9 | We really got him. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast with two dads. |
| 0:33.8 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:34.8 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:35.9 | That's a tweet. |
| 0:36.7 | That's my tweet. |
| 0:58.6 | Hold on. What do you mean? That was my tweet from the pillar thing. I was going to say, What if it's... Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that takes five and a half years to realize that they could turn their side hustle into a income. Patrick, Patrick, what if it's not in reference to Ed and JD? Oh,'s our two dads is it us are we the dads are the dads coming from inside the house keep going what no way you're so dumb |
| 1:14.5 | you've been waiting to drop that on me and you're like what's Patrick's |
| 1:17.8 | what's Patrick's reaction to be hey you took my tweet you jerk |
| 1:21.3 | I cannot believe you dude it took you I just watch your gear I just watched your gears spin for so long |
| 1:29.3 | I was like |
| 1:29.7 | Are we the dads? Are our listeners the children? |
| 1:33.0 | I'm a dad |
| 1:33.7 | Interesting |
| 1:34.5 | There's two dads |
| 1:35.9 | That would be |
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