I got a lente. It's like a lot, but it's for lent. It's not lent.

What is? It's not lent as of. Yes, I'll have a venty lentee, please. Hold the drink.

Goodness gracious. What is in your, your lente?

My, my lente. Is that why it's called lentil soup is because you only eat it during the time when you're not allowed to have food that's tasty.

Welcome to The Crunch,

the only podcast that has bipartisan support in the 2024 election.

It's your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. People have been writing in. There's, there's, you know that you've heard of super PACs podcast action committees. So, you're, you're familiar with Twitter. I am. You've been on that. You know how Twitter people make bots? You know how there are bots on

Twitter? You've made a few yourself. I've made a few myself. I made a Matthew Kelly bot that tweets

random Matthew Kelly titles. It's very funny. I like that. Yeah, it's like Rediscover. Rediscover

Boaz or the biggest mistake in the history of the priesthood.

The other day it was rediscovered the marital debt.

So that was... Oh dear.

An undisclosed priest friend of mine the other day was texting me because he works

with high schoolers, obviously, in his parish.

And he went to go play basketball with them.

And he meant to tell me how good he was going to be.

He was going to be very strong, very powerful.

He meant to text me.

He said, Ethan, I'm going to kick their ass.

Oh, no.

But instead, there was a slight, I don't know if you're looking down to your keyboard now,

if you just look at the K and you just go one to the right.

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