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What's Upset You Now?

Escalators and Email Addresses

What's Upset You Now?

Carousel Studios

Comedy

4.6629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ ? minutes

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Why are there escalators up and stairs back down? And I just want to buy a jacket, no you can't have my email address

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1:28.5

related entities. 18 plus subscription required. What about when you get shops, right? And so like

1:37.1

Marks and Spencer's TK Max and you go in there and there's an escalator taking you up to the first floor and stairs back down.

1:49.9

What's that? Yes. Right. Yeah. Absolutely unacceptable. So they're sort of like lure you up

1:56.8

with the offer of like an escalator. Relax. We've got you. You're just sort of taking the scenery, come on up. And then once they've got your money and you've got your shopping, piss off. Go on, you can walk now. You got to carry the shop. So you basically, they're sort of like, make it out that whole, you know, we care about you. And then you sort of get up there, do your shopping. and then you've got a sort of like struggle back down the stairs with your bags of shopping. What's that about?

2:01.5

I mean, care about you, and then you sort of get up there, do your shopping, and then you've got a sort of like struggle back down the stairs

2:19.3

with your bags of shopping. What's that about?

2:21.4

I mean, it is literally that, isn't it?

2:26.1

Yes, I know exactly what you...

2:27.8

I mean, the worst is when the fucking escalator's broken.

2:31.3

That's the worst.

2:33.2

The escalator has broken.

2:34.6

Shut the shop.

2:37.3

Yeah.

2:38.9

Exactly.

2:41.0

The worst is when you got...

2:42.2

Do you ever have that thing when you got the escalator?

2:44.4

And the escalator's not working,

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