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What's Upset You Now?

Washing Hands.

What's Upset You Now?

Carousel Studios

Comedy

4.6629 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2020

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

A new weekly podcast, where Comedians Seann Walsh and Paul McCaffrey moan for exactly 15 minutes about what's got their goat. In this episode they talk about staying at peoples houses, waiting staff bringing the bill the pissing off for ages and people not washing their hands (which turned out to be quiet prophetic, as this was recorded in February)

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0:00.0

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0:34.7

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0:41.8

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0:48.2

i tell what annoys me is staying staying at other people's houses. Oh yeah, awful. Or even the offer of staying at someone's house. You know when you're like doing, well, I'm not going to say a town because then it might give away the person that I'm talking about. You know, you're sort of like, oh, hey, mate, I see you're all in X, Y, Z this weekend. You're welcome to stay at ours.

1:11.9

And it's like, oh yeah, well, I get a hotel.

1:13.5

I say, yeah, but you know, you can stay at ours.

1:15.1

You're like, don't make it it awkward. Yes, yeah, you're right. Yeah, absolutely. I'm with you. Oh, no, but you can stay at ours. it's like, a hotel is better than staying at course.

1:09.8

Definitely.

1:10.4

I know it's meant in a nice way,

1:12.5

but people, you turn up and go,

1:14.5

oh, I've got some food's meant in a nice way, but people, you turn up and go,

1:30.3

I've got some food and I'm going to cook it off, for fuck sake.

1:33.3

Yes.

1:34.3

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:35.3

Yeah.

1:36.3

I'm not what you're weird, shitty, chickpea, or whatever it is.

1:42.3

So, do you like lentils? Not really, mate, no. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not gonna say no, am I? You're fucking leaning over a pot as we speak. And now I've basically got... I've got to watch what you want to watch. And now you're giving me some really gassy food and I've got to use the toilet next to your bedroom for the next 24 hours.

2:03.2

So embarrassing using other people's toilets.

2:05.0

All of it.

2:06.3

Yeah, yeah, that's a really good one.

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