The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:09 Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist 08:04:10 Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid 16:44:16 Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals 21:04:08 Scraping Your Anal Walls 25:50:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:35:13 A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition 34:34:22 Dogs Are […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, August 12th, 2024.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, the Antichrist reveals herself,
0:07.5	and she's not afraid to drop some seaman bombs.
0:10.2	Plus, the crisp sound of a man's anal walls being scraped
0:14.3	and introducing the vice presidential nominee and horse come guzzler Tim Wall's. I'm from Big Day, you can guess By the way I draw and the way I dress.
0:39.0	I'm from Big Day.
0:41.0	My oh yes, I mean big day, little I double I S, and that fell Dallas, my darling, darling Dallas. Yes, it gives me pleasure to confess
1:02.0	that I'm from Big D my oh yes I mean big D little I double L. A big D little
1:11.3	I double A big day little A double A double A double A big D little A double A big D little A double A S.
1:20.0	And that Bell fells Dallas, where every home's a palace,
1:27.0	because the Sethlers settle for no less.
1:32.0	Hooray for Big less. Hooray for Big Day, my, oh yes, I mean Big Day, little I double L, a big day, little I double
1:42.0	L, I big day, little I double I double I big day
1:45.0	I double I big day little I double I
1:48.0	well I ass
1:50.0	And that fells Dallas, just dig a hole in Dallas and there's oil all over your address
2:02.0	back home in Big Day.
2:05.0	My, oh yes.
2:08.0	I mean Big Day.
2:10.0	Little I double L. A Big Day. Little Lie double L, A Big Day, Little I double I, Big Day,
2:17.0	Little Lie double I am.
2:19.0	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
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