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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life is Short(er): Fun New Words, Fake Tats, and Dating Advice 🧠

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss even more interesting facts gleaned from Justin’s trip to Ecuador, Justin teaches us some old words we don’t use anymore (but should) and Christian has a hard time with tattoo permanence. A listener named Madeline writes in asking whether the guys think in words or images. Finally, Sophie calls in to ask for advice about where a single 40-year-old can meet new people.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:13.5

This is the head of the show. This is the head of Life is shorter.

0:16.3

This is the hair. Not to diminish our bald listeners. This is the top of the head, whether you have hair or not.

0:21.6

So this is our short list. We're gonna talk about our short list in this cold open here.

0:25.3

I would like to continue to talk about Ecuador. I have a few other things I want to get a little bit more specific about this epic trick that I took.

0:32.1

What if you never stopped talking about it? I haven't been stopped thinking about it.

0:36.1

That's when you know you were on a good trip when it stays with you.

0:39.3

I think it's something I'm gonna think about on my deathbed, assuming I die on a bed. I hope I die on a bed.

0:44.9

That's a big thing to say for a cold open.

0:46.9

I know. That's a hot cold open.

0:50.1

I also have some new words. Some new old words that I want to try to introduce into your lexicon.

0:56.5

Oh, very cool. I think you might have fun with what's on your list.

0:59.7

I just want to talk to you about my new tattoo.

1:02.9

I'll explain once we get into the show.

1:08.1

You're becoming quite the tease.

1:11.3

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

1:18.9

You're listening to Life is shorter.

1:20.9

We are your host Justin and Christian long long.

1:41.7

And here we are back from that little break.

1:47.7

I just stayed here. But Christian, before this is before the break, before we started our recording,

1:53.3

we've been recording for an hour. We're just playing for you the best part.

1:56.5

The best part of the last hour.

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