Episode Two: The Old, The Nude and The Slutty
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2012
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
In episode two of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and Ralphie May open the show with a discussion about the funniest old men. Buddy Hackett and Rodney Dangerfield, of course, make the cut. They give listeners a preview of next week's episode segment, "Cooking with Porn Stars," which features Ms. Joclyn Stone. They also talk about getting a tour bus, Lahna's upcoming totally nude show, midgets, and a great story that stars the legendary Doug Stanhope. This week's segment, "Slut Stories," is about naughty tale between two best friends. Musical guest is Chappo, recorded live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN.
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| 0:00.0 | I knew this guy he wanted to be a fireman when he was a little kid. |
| 0:05.1 | So they put a hole in the floor of his bedroom, |
| 0:10.3 | and they put a pole from the bedroom to the living room, |
| 0:12.9 | and he could slide from the bedroom to the living room, just like a fireman. |
| 0:16.5 | But when he grew up, he didn't become a fireman. |
| 0:18.4 | He became a juggler. |
| 0:20.0 | However, his sisters became strippers. |
| 0:25.5 | That's the whole joke. |
| 0:26.8 | That's the joke. |
| 0:28.0 | Do you have any more? |
| 0:29.5 | You don't know what I can think of. |
| 0:34.6 | I like the house to cold. I like the house too cold |
| 0:40.1 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:42.9 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:45.8 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:48.4 | scares me where she's driving |
| 0:51.2 | and that always causes a fight |
| 0:53.9 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:56.7 | And I like to fuck at night |
| 0:59.3 | Sometimes |
| 1:05.0 | It drives me crazy |
| 1:06.5 | All those things you do |
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