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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

The Perfect 10: Episode One

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2012

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In this Episode Comedians Ralphie May and Lahna Turner, begin taking you into their lives by introducing you to their family (son August) and their extended family (friends Dianne and Burt in Las Vegas who share some wild stories). Plus a special look into a phenomenon that has been affecting the African American community for years. All this and a very special musical guest: Ha Ha Tonka. So go ahead and download episode one of the Perfect 10 Podcast, you wont be sorry you did. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, August, so did you know Billy Wayne's coming over?

0:05.0

That's my bitch.

0:06.9

Yes, Billy Wayne is your bitch.

0:09.3

So what are you going to do when he gets here?

0:12.0

I'll stab him.

0:13.4

Oh, that's awfully violent.

0:15.6

You want to hurt him?

0:17.3

Yeah.

0:18.2

No.

0:19.7

No, you don't really want to hurt him.

0:21.6

What do you think about Billy Wayne though?

0:24.6

Isn't he your friend?

0:25.6

Yeah, but he's a bitch so excited to get my bad things to shoot Billy Ray.

0:33.6

You want to shoot Billy Ray?

0:35.6

What do you want to shoot him with? If I shoot him.

0:39.3

A shoot gun?

0:40.3

Yeah?

0:41.3

No.

0:42.3

And then what do you want to do?

0:44.3

I want to shoot Billy with a shoot gun.

0:47.3

Where are you going to shoot him?

0:49.3

At the lake.

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