Ep. 3 Pooches and Porn Stars!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2012
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
In episode three of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner get and hot and heavy in the kitchen with Joclyn Stone, a porn star dubbed "The OC Milf." They tell stories about Hoochie Mama, their English Bulldog, and Pimp, their boxer who recently passed away and was featured on "The Dog Whisperer." Got a foot fetish? Between Stone and the story of assistant Aaron Distler's ex-wife, you'll be head over heels for this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Hootie Mama sleeping. |
| 0:03.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:05.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:07.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:08.0 | M. |
| 0:09.0 | M. |
| 0:10.0 | M. |
| 0:11.0 | M. |
| 0:12.0 | M. |
| 0:13.0 | M. |
| 0:14.0 | M. |
| 0:15.0 | M. |
| 0:16.0 | M. |
| 0:17.0 | M. |
| 0:18.0 | M. |
| 0:19.0 | M. I like the house to cold |
| 0:28.3 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:31.1 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:34.0 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:36.6 | scares me where she's driving |
| 0:39.5 | and that always |
| 0:41.2 | cause the fight |
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