Episode Twenty-Eight, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Monkey With An Eggbbeater

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go! Skill, knack, flair aptitude expertise genius gift I'm the fucking talent
0:50.3	hey what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?
0:56.5	What?
0:56.8	Me?
0:57.2	Who?
0:58.2	Here I am.
0:59.0	And it's shocking, quite frankly, that I still know how to use a microphone.
1:03.1	Can you believe it?
1:04.3	And I've been sitting here.
1:05.5	I've been staring at it.
1:06.4	I've been trying to use it.
1:07.6	I just remembered.
1:08.7	I unlocked the secret.
1:09.9	Oh, you're talking to use it. I just remembered. I unlocked the secret. Oh, you're talking to this end.
1:11.3	So you've been talking to the other end. No show has come out that's been worth putting up.
1:15.0	So I thought to myself, well, I'll get the hang of this eventually. And then you know how time gets away from you.
1:18.8	It's ridiculous, correct? I have been, I just stare at the microphone like a monkey with an egg beater. It's fucking ridiculous, quite frankly.
1:30.1	I like that monkey with an egg beer.
1:30.9	That should be the name of the show.
1:33.2	You can't name the show after what's happened in the first 30 seconds.
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