Episode Twenty-Seven, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2021

⏱️ 270 minutes

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Santa Is Magical, Elves Are Fungible

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0:00.0	Thank you.
0:03.0	I'm It's the 40-year-old boy podcast with your friend Mike.
0:34.8	It's the 40-year-old boy podcast that you like. Because it's a 40-year-old boy, Bad Test, don't you like?
0:40.6	Because it's free.
0:43.8	Here he comes now.
0:46.4	He's going to sit down.
0:49.3	It's going to start.
0:50.6	Yeah. going to start.
1:02.3	Hey, what's happening to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy?
1:04.8	Podcast. Am I loud enough? I don't know if I am.
1:07.4	Folks, it is, well, first of all, let's just get this out of the way.
1:15.0	If I had any sort of, well, the music should have told you up top, as we've discussed many times before. Oh, folks, happy Christmas to all of you. Merry Christmas.
1:18.7	Merry happy. Whatever you want to say. I like happy Christmas for some reason.
1:22.1	Merry Christmas sounds almost like you're just kind of regurgitating it out. Like it really didn't mean anything to you because everybody says Merry Christmas. I do that a lot where I think I'm like, well, I should be different for just for the
1:28.3	sake of being different.
1:29.7	And everybody else is like, we don't give a fuck.
1:31.1	Just do the thing that everybody else does, you idiot.
1:32.8	Nobody needs you to go off the board for 50.
1:35.3	This isn't Joker's Wild.
1:36.4	That's not Jack Barry up there.
1:38.1	That's not a Joker, Joker and a triple.
1:41.9	But you're going to try and make it that. You're going to do just that right now, which is fine, I guess.
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