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Did I come on too strong there?

I don't know how microphones work anymore.

I stare at them, I look at them, I ponder them, I think about them, and then I decide to plunge in.

And reason I'm laughing at the beginning of this broadcast, although you may not have heard the laughing.

Now that I think about it, the theme song may have drowned it out.

That's right, I still have a theme song. I don't even know if I have a show anymore, but I definitely have a goddamn theme song.

For the rest of my life, I'll have a theme song. I'm just going to play that when I enter

into restaurants and, uh, department stores. I don't know why I go in department stores. Why

me going to go into Macy's to buy a belt? I'm going to Macy's to buy a belt and play my theme songs. Everybody hears it and goes, uh-oh, here's that, here's that podcaster is buying a belt. And I go, I don't know if I'm considered a podcaster anymore. I'm only putting

out a show every couple of weeks. And by a couple of weeks, I mean a month. And by a month,

I'm being generous. But anyway, that's neither here nor there. Uh, the beginning of this, again, which you might not have heard because it may have been drowned up by the theme song, which is something that I love with a passion.

And that wasn't bad.

I carried a note there.

Love.

Maybe I just sing.

What if I just sang for the next, I don't know, 45 minutes?

I never know how long this fucking thing's going to be. you know, you're thinking, you're like, well, go ahead and sing for 45 minutes, but then you'll have to talk for an hour after that. And that's one of the impediments that I put in front of

myself. And I'm like, I should do a podcast. And then I go, well, now you've waited so long. It better be,

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