I'm it's the 40-year-old boy

podcast with your friend Mike

it's the 40-year-old boy podcast that you like

because it's free

here he comes now

he's going to sit down

it's going to start

it's going to start Hey, what's happened?

I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.

And look, it's only been a couple of seconds, but I can't stop myself.

God damn do I sound good.

How good does my voice sound today, right?

I've waited the proper amount of time to start this broadcast.

That's all I'm going to tell you guys, because it's the golden hour for this throat.

And I am pouring silk into all of your goddamn ears.

Not just one of your ears. Don't pretend that you're listening to me with one earbud in one earbud out, because you can't be distracted by fucking society.

You want to go ahead and concentrate on me and everything that I've got to say, and especially this voice that, holy Christ, listen to it. You know what? It's not even like, it's not even like I'm pouring silk into your ear.

It's like I'm taking a silk rag, like a silk scarf, and I'm stuffing it in one earhole

and I'm pulling it out the other and giving your brain a silk swab.

What am I doing there?

Just fucking, like, you ever see those guys do that with the shoes when they're shining

shoes?

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