I'm it's the 40-year-old boy podcast with your friend Mike

it's the 40-year-old boy podcast that you light because it's free

here he comes now

he's going to sit down

it's going to start

Hey what's Avaida of Mike, 40-year-old boy podcast?

It's Christmas time, ladies and gentlemen, who's out there?

You, me, all of us together?

Let's have a big Christmas party.

What do you say?

A big 40-year-old boy podcast Christmas party will get together and we'll give out a white elephant gift.

We'll drink spiked punch.

Who wants to meet me under the mistletoe?

Oh, see, that's what we're looking for that's the thing i need human fucking contact

it's got a goddamn miste up in there and you and i can get under there and just fucking just

swap spit let's do it let's give the COVID a run for its goddamn money what do you say let's

just go ahead and go deep tongue kissing on one another and it it's not even, I don't even to like you. You don't even to be a girl. I don't care at this fucking point. Let's just fucking thrust tongues into each other's

mouths and get the vid together. And then eventually we're just staring at one another in the

ICU with tubes down our throat. Wouldn't that be fun? Just you and me lock and eyes and

sharing that moment from tongues to tubes, I guess we'll call it. From a tongue to a tube my story with COVID-19 and my deep French kiss at the mistletoe for Christ's sake but what I change it I'm not going to change it I don't want

to change a thing change I know it's not change it's miss fuck off who's gonna come after me

you gonna get to defend arrowsmith's honor at this fucking point who else is gonna come after

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