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The 40 Year Old Boy

Episode Two, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5626 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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I Think I Sprained My Eyebrow

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0:00.0

I'm it's the 40-year-old boy

0:27.8

podcast with your friend Mike

0:30.6

it's the 40-year-old boy podcast

0:34.8

that you like

0:36.5

because it's free

0:39.4

here he comes now

0:41.9

he's going to sit down

0:44.8

it's going to start

0:47.7

Hey what's happened to Mike Schmidt 40 year old 40-year-old boy podcast. Folks, we're all friends, right?

0:57.3

You, me, everybody, everybody, anybody in your house right there? That's right. I'm going to include

1:01.6

anybody under your roof right now, anybody in your house. Anywhere you're listening to me right now,

1:06.4

take a look. Look to your left, look to your right. Look straight ahead. If you're not driving,

1:13.4

well, if you're driving, look in the rearview mirror, but if you're looking, well, don't do that

1:15.8

because that'd be people in the back seat, I suppose. Whoever you can see is a friend of ours.

1:20.5

That's what I'm going to say right now. All of us are in this together. Me, you, them, everyone, all of us, anyone taking breath within an arm's length of you, or even in your

1:28.1

car or in your vehicle, in your house, like if you're in your house right now listening to me in the

1:31.5

basement while you're on a treadmill, which makes no sense. I don't know why you would need that

1:36.1

because I would have to listen to music on the treadmill. I did try to listen to a couple of old-time

1:39.7

radio shows, and that was not exciting. It was not good. And as I've mentioned before, I listened to

1:45.2

Amanda Palmer's TED Talk and that was good for the treadmill because all I did was try to run

1:48.5

faster so I could get away from her. That was, that's an old joke. I may have told you guys

1:52.7

already. I tweeted that a billion years ago. But so I want to share this with you and also with your friends and our friends, friends of the show, FOS, is that we're calling them?

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