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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Six: GREG Is Here… (and It Gets Naughty)

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

GREG COTE IS HERE on Mystery Crate — and we put him to work immediately: a full-on Frank’s RedHot taste test (original, buffalo, garlic parm, pineapple Hawaiian, ghost pepper ranch, spicy maple and more) to rank his top 3 hot sauces like it’s a “Hot Ones” episode… but with chips and a very loud front-chewer.We also revisit Greg’s Love Guru moment from last week (yes, that advice), debate how many days is too long for a cruise, swap casino stories (including the infamous “caramel popcorn vape” incident), and somehow end up inventing a Toyota wave while arguing about waving etiquette, bike helmets, and why small talk ruins your whole day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:54.6

I had the Super Bowl kind of break it up in between, so it didn't really feel like... So you watched the game on the boat. Yeah, that was great. The international feed, which was ahead of all the feeds here in America. That's how I felt anyway. How does that? I guess streaming service. I guess the satellite was faster than the streaming. I didn't see any commercials, though. I don't know about that. Yeah, because it was the ESPN international feed.

0:55.1

So the commercials. Oh, so you saw no commercials?

0:56.0

It was just, no, no, the commercials were there, but it was only like international ESPN products, like a lot of cricket commercials, a lot of like. No, but I'm saying, so you didn't see any of the actual Super Bowl commercials you didn't see it. Nothing funny being played.

1:07.8

I did see our boy kill it in halftime though.

1:09.3

Okay.

1:09.8

Yeah, I saw that.

1:10.5

They showed that.

1:11.3

No turning point, a halftime show on the ship.

1:13.3

They didn't have it.

1:13.9

For those, yeah. But, no, it was good. I think, I think, but I think Chris hit it on the head. Seven was a bit too long. That last C day, the fifth day, I was like, oh, okay, this twin bed, I'm done with it. And I don't know about you, but the drink package is flowing. Like you're, I'm just like, I can't drink anymore.

1:30.0

You only get to a certain't know about you, but the drink package is flowing.

1:28.4

Like, you're, I'm just like, I can't drink anymore.

1:30.0

You only get to a certain point you're like, but you're good, but you do it because

1:33.3

because you paid for it.

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