Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Five: Chris vs. 6 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers (O/U 5.5)

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Chris Cote attempts the ultimate McDonald’s cheeseburger challenge — how many plain McDonald’s cheeseburgers can he eat in one show? We set the over/under at 5.5 burgers, the burgers hit the table, and Chris hits the wall (with the mic paying the price).Then we jump into the viral ChatGPT celebrity parents trend and let AI pick our “celebrity mom and dad”… and it gets WEIRD (Roy gets an all-time pairing, Jess gets absolutely robbed, and everyone’s face gets “AI’d” into chaos). Plus: Winter Olympics talk, curling discourse, the “quad god” figure skating hype, and the crew realizing AI fake videos are getting too real to spot.If you’re into food challenges, McDonald’s, AI trends, and chaotic sports-adjacent conversations… this one’s for you.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate: new episodes, dumb debates, and challenges that should not be attempted during the workday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:29.9	How many cheeseburgers can I eat in one show?
0:33.1	Find out.
0:54.4	This is something that came to fruition last show. I'm not excited. I'm going to help you, though, buddy. Yeah, I'm going to help you. Oh, so will everyone you eat counts for me? I don't know about that. I'll help. Absolutely. We got a trash kit just in case you throw up. I'm not going to throw up. He's not going to throw up.
0:56.0	Oh, please. Dude had 97 chicken nuggets. Like, he'll be fine. Yeah, but I was stony baloney for that.
1:00.1	And I'm sober right now. So you didn't take the PEDs. I did not. I did not. Take PEDs.
1:04.3	No PEDs today.
1:05.2	It's a little early in the day.
1:06.1	I got some meetings I got to do after.
1:07.4	This is a problem.
1:08.1	You have to be a human?
1:08.8	You have to be a father?
1:09.4	That five and a half is not looking good.
1:13.0	I got to coach a soccer This is a problem. You have to be a human. You have to be a father? That five and a half is not that much, guys.
1:13.0	I got to coach a soccer game at 7 p.m. You want me baked for that? That's plenty of time. You're not going to stay baked. Buddy, you don't know what this guy's gotten in his back. So we're efforting. The cheeseburgers are on their way. So I guess it's not over the span of a show because I don't have them here right now.
1:26.5	Okay, sure.
1:27.1	You got it over a segment, but we'll do the long segment where you have the
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