Today on Mystery Crate, we got a packed house.

Fuentes is going to put Chris Cody to shame by eating six burgers.

We talk about dorks and the rent fare and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Let's start the show.

I don't like how you say dorks. Yeah, but it's very dorky. It's very dorky. All right. So let's go around the world. Yeah, but it's not okay for Tony to call someone a dork because you think you're so cool. Yeah. I only watch hot sweaty men. Yeah, I'm so much cooler and tougher than you. Let's all gang up on Tony. Yeah.

Yeah. I was a route to go around the horn. You judge mental bastard. Okay. I was going to go around the horn and say who is here. Ah. But you know what? Now you know. It's me, Chris, Roy, Mike, Gerbert, Amin. Is there someone next to a mean?

I can't see that.

Zazlo.

Yeah, Zazlo.

That's a short show.

Oh. Mike, Gerber, Amin. Is there someone next to Amin?

Zazlo.

Yeah, Zazlo.

Is that a short joke?

No, your head is behind Mike Fuentes is in my purview.

Good thing you got a big head, though.

Yeah, you got a big head.

All right, so Mike Fuentes, during the duration of the show today is going to be eating six McDonald's cheeseburgers in a way that Chris Cody privately said he should have tried better. Did you say that publicly or publicly? I publicly said that I looked back and I was embarrassed by my effort there. Like I came up with the idea to do it and then I just decided three burgers

in that I was done. It's not a great performance for me. Yeah, bad, bad performance. Are you already down one right here? Yeah, it's like, yo, the McDonald's Cheeseburger is perfect because it's like two bites. You're already done. Right, exactly. You know, so I guess you could mic yourself Wednesday as and give us an update of how you're doing here. He doesn't want to mic Ooh, and we have beef bacon.

This is what I want.

Pass that.

Yeah, yeah, pass it.

...