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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Three: We Sent Rose to Applebee’s… in Guatemala 🇬🇹

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails… We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s. Along the way: -Tuna takes get way too serious -The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽️ -Zas delivers another legendary old-school story -Rose proves Guatemala is VERY real… with a full field trip -And yes… we end at Applebee’s This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So Rose in Guatemala in front of a real bookcase.

0:11.9

I'm only seeing A.J. Hawks' fake bookcase.

0:14.4

What do you mean a real bookcase?

0:16.2

AJ Hawks sits in front of a fake bookcase on McAfee.

0:19.2

He does?

0:19.7

Yes.

0:21.5

A hundred percent roses is real.

0:23.6

But she is getting sent to an Applebee's by Tony.

0:26.7

But then before we started recording, Jessica talked about how she just had the worst

0:31.0

lunch ever and she's pissed off.

0:32.6

So obviously I have to hear about it.

0:34.7

Okay, it wasn't the worst lunch ever, but it was like very disappointing. So Lehman just got back from the airport, and I selflessly gave him my leftover dinner from last night because he's really sleepy. He's been working on a docu series all winter, made for March. Check it out on Paramount Plus four-part series following the Michigan basketball team on the road to the national championship game.

1:01.0

And then I didn't have anything to eat. So I opened a can of tuna and is a really good, it's a great brand of tuna. I love their work. The brand's called Fishwife. But this particular can was like a

1:07.4

soy ginger tuna. First of all, there wasn't enough tuna in the can. I'm still hungry. There's a lot of questions I have. I'm going to put a fish wife. I'm going to put a pause really quick. So you said Lehman's been working on this since the winter, so he's sleepy today? He's been sleepy. He's been on the road basically since, I mean, I don't know, January.

1:27.8

Okay.

1:45.9

No, I just made it seem like a groundhog and he hadn't slept since winter. Don't you doubt me. But I mean, he hasn't slept that much. The game was Monday night. He got home from the game at 5 a.m. And then he had to drive straight to Ann Arbor. Then he had to shoot in Ann Arbor, wrap the series, and then fly back to see me. so I've basically we got engaged I'm just asking

1:46.4

jeez I'm literally just asking. I've seen him four times since we got engaged. Nice. Baby. Okay. So the fish wife. What was that part again? It's this really good tinned fish brand. It's very expensive, but it's very good. And I am a tinned fish. I'm an officiantado. Wow. Okay, of tinned fish. Just so you know, I, Dusty May watch his documentary. You interrupted her. She did the word play and I was like, oh, I want to get in one behind. Dusty May, potentially a friend of the show. Maybe not. We'll never know. I think he is. He's been on a couple times. Waymo. This show, then the main show. Waymo. God, I am on fire. I'm on fire. You are good today. That one was funny. All right, Jess, so continue. So I had tuna out of a can. I was really lazy, so I didn't mix anything in. But it was flavored tuna. It was like a ginger soy tuna. So I'm looking here. It says really good in something. Yeah, albacour tuna with soy ginger. That's the one you had? Yeah, it would have been great if I made like peanut noodles and then put it in the noodles or something. I was, this is my fault. I'm not blaming the tuna. Fish wife makes it caviar as well. Yeah, right now I'm looking at that. They make everything. They can order this. Their macrol is delicious. Albuquer tuna with soy ginger three pack for $32. Zaz, we already know that you're a tuna guy because you packed a tuna sandwich for Mike Ryan

3:08.1

on a trip to Tampa for some reason.

3:11.4

I didn't pack it for Mike Ryan.

3:13.0

You packed it up in like a little Ziploc bag and you're like, hey Mike, like I made this

3:16.4

for you.

3:16.7

We're going on a road trip.

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