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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Two: We Have A New Song, Sort Of

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Things got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation over $200, an original song debut, and then… absolute chaos.The main event: a 2v2 trivia showdown featuring buzzers, confusion, cheating accusations, and zero organization. What should’ve been simple turned into one of the most chaotic games we’ve ever played.Plus:-Debut of “Every Rose Has a Luis”-Millennial movie trivia (that no one could follow)-Controversial buzzer rules-Indiana Jones debate gets weird-$100K hot dog eating hypotheticalSafe to say… this one spirals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Mystery Crate today is a sad, it's a sad occurrence right now, and I'm sad to announce that the mystery crate cold open has been murdered.

0:18.5

Oh, man.

0:19.7

It's dead.

0:19.7

It's murdered.

0:20.6

If went, thank you. We did it so well. Thank you. Should have never been born, to be honest. Homicide. Thank you. But Fuentes was caught red-handed with the knife and the gun at the same exact time, killing the cold open. Buddy, you were trying to kill it by a thousand cuts. A thousand cuts! It had never been done better! I did it a favor put out of its misery. You definitely put it out of its misery is what you did. The worst cold open in history of cold opens ever. So a lot to get to on the show today. We have a original new song by a duo that will be played on Mystery Cray for the first time. We also have a trivia game later on that we will pick a 2V2 matchup for but I want to start in the most

0:55.2

obvious place which is wait wait are we still doing the trivia game because I think the

0:59.3

people that are supposed to be in it aren't here now we know we don't get to that

1:04.5

we got enough okay just like Eric Spolster says we've got enough with the people in this

1:09.4

room we got enough. Do-do.

1:11.9

Thank you. Whatever that meant. But I want to start in the most obvious place, which is. What's up? Chris Cody. Yo. They didn't even say you name you. Ouse. Rose. Rose. I owes Rose. You owes Rose, Rose, some money. Rose, I think the over-underline was four and a half for the elite eight.

1:31.2

Yeah, I think you guys totally miss, like, I'm going to pay it. I definitely lost. But the first round was, the first time we did it was just the first round. Yeah, this one is also the first round. And now this one turned into the, like the Sweet 16 elite eight. Right. Correct. No, I can show you. Like I said, Rose, if you can find your bracket, we can talk about it. elite right correct no I can show you like I said

1:45.3

Rose if you can find your bracket we can talk about it but right now I don't think we

1:48.7

have a bracket to be found I think you hit it regardless you were on fire you hit

1:52.0

almost you hit a lot of your games I want one and then lock okay so one no

1:56.9

Arizona one sorry are you son of one now the now the problem is I don't remember what game we were talking about in which in which sense. Moral this story is I owe Rose $200. Yes, you do. Okay. Unless you want to negotiate this. How about you take a victory lap and I give you 50? No. All right. What's a negotiation for you, Rose? Do you want the $200 cash?

2:18.3

Just scrape Zelle?

2:19.1

If I'm being honest here, I hope Rose can't hear me. I feel like I can talk this down. Ooh, Tony just had a big spill here. We got a spill on aisle one. Way to go, damn. We're all right. Roy, you're good. You don't have to go anywhere? You got to go anywhere. You get electronic.

2:35.0

Thank you, Roy, thank you.

2:36.2

Yeah, now Roy's upset.

2:37.2

Yeah, get're good. You don't have to go anywhere. You get... You get electronics.

2:35.0

Thank you, Roy, thank you, please.

2:36.5

Yeah, now Roy's upset.

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