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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So I had something interesting happened to me over the weekend.

0:11.5

Obviously, it's time for me to get back in the gym.

0:13.7

I don't need, like, I don't need anything.

0:14.7

Like, it's just something that needs to happen.

0:16.9

But the worst thing that can happen when you need to get back in the gym is you post a picture and you start getting comments about how you look skinny

0:23.5

I posted like a picture of me and my wife at Tortuga and I literally got you do look good I got like six comments from people being like well looking thin

0:33.8

Really and I'm not looking thin right now. It's just clearly like an angle or maybe the dark blue shirt.

0:53.6

Optical illusion. But whatever it was, I got a lot of comments on it. And now I'm being like shit this week. All right. There you go. Yes. Because in my mind, I was like, oh, people think I look good. Yeah, I get this. Like I must. I must look fantastic. I had two days ago, a friend of mine,

0:54.5

hey, actually, look,

0:55.6

the last time I saw you,

0:56.5

what did I do the next day?

0:57.5

I think I want to try a new offer. Sometimes must look fantastic. I had two days ago, a friend of mine, hey, actually look thinner the last time I saw you.

0:55.8

What did I do the next day?

0:56.7

I think I want to try a new whopper.

0:57.3

Sometimes every once I'll be like, oh, you're trying to try a new wopper, why not?

1:00.3

You lose and wait?

1:00.8

You're trying to lose? And I'm just like, you know, I'm just like, just doing my thing. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.

1:05.1

They're your thing.

1:06.1

Small habits, you know, they add up.

1:07.8

Hard to break.

1:08.6

So that's where I'm out right now.

1:09.8

I know I need to get back in the gym, but I got at least another week because people said I look thin.

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