Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Seven: Mystery Crate’s Most Unhinged “I’m The Kind of Guy” Confessions

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet. Yes. Actual letters. Along the way: Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST Rose passionately defends the letter “R” Q becomes the most controversial letter in the alphabet We discuss the best TV/movie homes of all time And somehow tuna, weddings, Spotify, Scooby-Doo, and crab cakes all make appearances This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some follow the noise.
0:03.0	Bloomberg follows the money, whether it's the funds fueling AI or crypto's trillion-dollar swings.
0:08.9	There's a money side to every story.
0:11.4	Get the money side of the story.
0:13.5	Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com.
0:18.5	Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back,
0:22.9	Up the stairs for something, ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for dinner.
0:30.5	Mom, what's for dinner?
0:32.1	Chop, sizzle, done.
0:35.6	Hello, fresh, can't slow life down,
0:41.6	but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.
0:43.8	So its phones down, forks up.
0:44.7	Hello Fresh.
0:46.2	Bring back dinner time.
0:51.6	Hey, Ada, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling,
0:53.3	and it's not just any kind of hunger.
0:55.3	It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:58.6	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
1:00.7	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
1:01.6	Hungry?
1:03.1	You are now.
1:06.1	Served from 11am.
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