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Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story

Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.96.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time. We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always. In this episode: Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter Saddest songs ever debate Celebrity sighting guessing game Best chocolate chip cookie discussion Oat milk vs real milk controversy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

we had these um it was a voo-huzella never a vooosella was the thing that had for the entire game

0:18.8

right everybody hated it whatever it was not a big deal in my opinion.

0:21.8

But after a while, you kind of just didn't hear it.

0:23.8

But at the end, we had a vooosella that if you blew into it, it had like a transmitter on the end.

0:29.2

And it would change the channel of the receiver to be in sports and you blew into it.

0:34.4

Wow.

0:35.0

Yeah.

0:35.4

How many times did you go into it?

0:36.6

It was a crazy marketing thing.

0:38.4

How many times did you do it?

0:39.0

I didn't blow into it.

0:40.2

But a lot of people didn't.

0:41.0

It did work.

0:41.5

And it did work. But it was, it was quite the marketing tool. I don't know how many they gave out. I don't know what happened to him. But I should have grabbed one. I think about it.

0:49.7

You should have kept it.

0:51.0

That's a marketing,

0:52.6

one of those things like collectibles editions,

0:55.2

like when you look back like 20, 30, 40 years.

0:57.5

I have kept it. That's a marketing, one of those things like collectibles editions, like when you look back, like 20, 30, 40 years.

0:57.4

I have a button, you know, we all know Ray Hudson here, whenever we had that bit that Dan was trying to do a call of a day for Ray Hudson. Yeah, don't remind them. It's like the best song I ever did. We used to have a, yeah, we used to have, we had a button that you'd push and it would give you a ray saying every time.

1:11.4

That's awesome.

1:12.4

How many of those?

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