Episode Five, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go! Skill, knackack flair
0:38.6	craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking
0:49.3	talent
0:50.0	hey what's happened
0:53.4	at Mike Schmidt
0:53.8	40 year old boy podcast you know I don't prefer to look at this as late. I'm not, you know, I don't feel tardy as you know, but I will say this is a bonus. This is a two pack. Don't even fucking bust my balls because I'll tell you what, this, in addition to being the last show of 2020, this is the first show of 2021. So I had to work extra hard. I had I had to
1:12.5	brainstorm and figure out exactly what I was going to talk about because it's two,
1:15.4	two, two, two mints and one. Two, two, two shows and one. This fucking podcast has Retson. Do you know
1:21.2	what that means? It means a splash of some clear liquid that Sertz invented invented which i think is sugar i have no fucking idea back a million years ago
1:27.9	search was like serps with retzin and uh and it was like in the commercial it just dropped on it
1:33.3	it might have been you know i bet it was like uh what's a cold animal it's polar bear come they just
1:37.8	had a polar bear come on their minty lifesavers that's the that's the serts with retin uh they
1:42.7	they had a penguin come on it it. Oh, penguin come.
1:44.7	Now, I'll tell you what, let me ask you this.
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