Episode Forty-Six, Year Ten

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Rudy Bluesman Of The Harlem Bluesmans

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0:00.0	I'm coming for all of you.
0:01.3	For all of you.
0:05.2	Right now there's a 15-year-old right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing
0:25.7	just so they can wipe my ass in 17 years i'm 50 and single that's a fantastic combination
0:32.3	i'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglyde
0:36.4	hey what's happening mike smit 40-year-old boy podcast folks you know what i've my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglide.
0:38.6	Hey, what's happening?
0:39.2	Mike Schmidt,
0:40.7	40-year-old boy podcast.
0:41.1	Folks,
0:42.0	you know what I've decided,
0:43.7	and it's going to sound harsh maybe,
0:47.4	or I might just sound like something that you've already known about me all of this time,
0:48.6	and I'm just discovering myself.
0:51.5	I wish you would have called me or sent me an email to let me know of this.
0:54.4	Folks, I'm a bad uncle.
0:55.5	I've said it.
0:56.4	I'm just going to say it right now.
0:57.4	I am not a great uncle.
1:03.9	I think I talked about it last week about how I have to check on my nieces who are here in town and they are staying at my brother's house because they, well, why not?
1:09.2	Why wouldn't they?
1:09.7	He's their dad.
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