I'm coming for all of you.

For all of you.

Right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing

just so they can wipe my ass in 17 years i'm 50 and single that's a fantastic combination

i'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astrolide

hey what's having a mike smit 40-year-old boy podcast let me ask you something you ever see the my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglide.

Hey, what's happening? I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. Let me ask you something.

You ever see those old cartoons where somebody has a snowball and maybe they're at the top of a hill and they start rolling that snowball? Now, first of all, let me ask you this. If you ever been at the top of a

hill and tried to roll a snowball down to make it a giant snowball, it's almost impossible unless you're in a cartoon.

And none of us have been in a cartoon.

You've watched cartoons certainly, but have you ever been in a cartoon?

Let me ask you this.

Have you ever been in a cartoon?

I'm just going to ask questions.

That's all I'm going to do is constantly asking questions regarding snowballs and cartoons.

Or cartoon snowballs and cartoons, or cartoon snowballs. Or snowballs about cartoons.

I'm sorry, cartoons about snowballs.

Have you ever seen a cartoon about a snowball?

Have you ever been mellow?

Have you ever tried?

Have you ever been to paradise?

I've never been to me.

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