Episode Forty-Seven, Year Ten

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2018

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Fill Me With FIOS, Folks

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0:00.0	I'm coming for all of you.
0:01.3	For all of you.
0:19.3	Right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing
0:25.7	just so they can wipe my ass in 17 years i'm 50 and single that's a fantastic combination
0:32.3	i'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astrolide
0:36.3	hey what's happening at mike smit 40-year-old boy podcast let me ask you something folks do you my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglide.
0:38.5	Hey, what's happening?
0:40.3	Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:41.3	Let me ask you some of the folks.
0:43.3	Do you hear a big humming noise?
0:47.7	Do you hear anything like that emanating from this microphone or from behind my head possibly?
0:49.2	As if there was some sow... If some sow is here, if you don't...
0:51.7	He's a ninja who makes a humming noise.
0:53.3	He totally hides in my house.
0:54.5	It's frightening.
0:55.2	He'll dive and throw a window to a barrel roll and just, hmm, and then he'll kick me three times in the head with an axe kick and then bail.
1:01.5	Uh, because apparently the ninja's doing X kicks.
1:04.5	Now, that's not sneaky.
1:05.7	Ninjas is doing things that are sneaky.
1:07.2	An axe kick is clearly not sneaky. Who was the master of the axe kick?
1:11.5	Andy, Andy, fuck, Andy Moog?
1:14.8	No, no, he was a goalie for the Evanton Oilers.
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