I'm coming for all of you.

For all of you.

Right now there's a 15-year-old-old Right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing just so they can wake my ass in 17 years.

I'm 50 and single.

That's a fantastic combination.

I'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglyde.

Hey, what's happened? I'm Mike Schmidt 40-year-old boy podcast? Folks, I tried. I really did. First of all, I'm late, and I

apologize for being late. I don't know why I apologize to you guys. I'm sure you're not thinking

yourselves, oh, what a dick. But just in case you are, I apologize to you because why not? You deserve it. Your fans, your friends,

your listeners. You come in, you expect me on a Thursday morning. Here we are on a Friday.

This has happened more than a few times on year 10. Year 10's been kind of a coin flip, folks. I'm not going to lie to it. It's been kind of a scotzy, upside down, kind of a

year. Because my brain is all fucking flipped and upside down and all sorts of it's up side down

the more you turn me hi diana ross how you doing that sounds like a weird lounser

version of it upside down hey the more you turn me um so yesterday i talked on facebook

i did a thing where I was live on Facebook.

I had my phone.

I talked to, uh, upwards of 35 people at once, folks.

That's how I like to entertain people when they're on the phone and looking at me.

I like only, because I closed it.

I said, you know what?

I don't want any more than 35 people in here.

I couldn't possibly entertain that many more at once. He says now to this show, which goes out globally.

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