Episode Forty-Five, Year Eleven

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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God And Cheryl And Jesus

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0:00.0	How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face?
0:24.9	I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn.
0:28.6	I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face.
0:31.2	Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it.
0:31.7	Guess what?
0:33.0	I get raised by a cookie monster.
0:35.3	My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight.
0:36.3	Time my stupidity.
0:37.8	It's at the speed of goddamn light.
0:39.4	I got a bunch of the clocks.
0:43.8	Hey, what's happened in my Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?
0:45.3	I will tell you right now, in the beginning.
0:48.2	I don't want to go ahead and, I don't know, because I don't know what I'm naming this show yet.
0:54.2	So I don't want to bamboozle you with a name that misleads you in some way. I will tell you it is the 4th of July. Hi.
0:56.2	We're recording this Thursday morning.
0:58.8	Should we have recorded it Wednesday night?
0:59.2	Probably.
1:01.0	But you know, it's the holidays, man.
1:01.4	No, it isn't.
1:01.7	Fuck that.
1:03.4	I'm just the guy who's doing things on Thursdays now.
1:04.0	But not now.
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