How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood in Joan Baez's face?

I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn. I think I earned the right to go out of the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face. Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by a lucky monster.

My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight. Time is stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of the clocks.

Hey, what's happened?

A Miteschman 40-year-old boy podcast.

I am here.

We are here.

You are he, and I am they, and we are all fucking together, right?

Come together.

Is that it?

I am.

We are, he are, they are, uh, little toast and post man.

Got a thing in my eye. And then I got to think about the jack that I just stepped on.

Uh, I am the egg man. Woo! I am the egg man. I am the walrus.

Go go go do, but go go go bag. Gug, good, good, good. Hi. Look, it's not a show unless I do Beatles lyrics. That's how it Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-bag-gag-gu-gu-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.

Look, it's not a show unless I do Beatles lyrics.

That's how it works.

I'm the oldest man alive. care coming at you a million miles a minute world and you got to try to stay as current as possible

which is why this week I'm doing a Twitch throwback episode and I'm showing you something

for 10 years ago. Hi. What a genius. What I meant when I said you have to stay as current as

possible. Here's the thing. I went and saw my buddy, a good friend of my name Rich, who I started

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