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The 40 Year Old Boy

Episode Six, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5626 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 158 minutes

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The Future Is Nickels, My Friends

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0:00.0

Go!

0:02.0

Go!

0:03.0

Go!

0:04.0

... Skill, knack, flair, craft, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.

0:48.4

I'm the fucking talent.

0:52.6

Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.

0:55.4

Monday, Monday, ba-ba.

0:59.3

Bah-da-da-da.

1:01.2

Should we come out every Monday now?

1:02.4

We're coming out Monday again.

1:04.2

Monday last week.

1:05.2

And don't think that didn't contribute to me coming out Monday this week because I was

1:08.1

saying to myself, I'm like, well, I can do a show on Wednesday or Thursday or

1:10.6

Friday or whatever the fuck. And then I'm like, well, wait a minute.

1:12.2

I didn't come out until Monday last week. And you know what? This is your fault. I don't want

1:17.1

to overload you people on me. What if to drown in Mike. Nobody wants to find

1:27.9

themselves reaching out of the bog of Mike like Don Stroud and having Brenda Vicaro shove you

1:33.1

underneath in one of the most terrifying scenes of my childhood. It was in a movie, by the way.

1:38.1

Please don't think I stumbled into Don Stroud being murdered by Brenda Vicaro in real life. How crazy would that be? It's true. I was at the Indiana

1:44.7

Dunes when I was 13, me and Mike Scott. He lost his retainer in Lake Michigan, and then I watched

1:50.1

Don Stroud be shoved underneath mud by Brenda Vicarro because it was a house by the lake. That was

1:54.9

the movie I watched. Here's the thing. I got cable too soon when I was a child. We got cable when I was like seven.

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