I'm coming for all of you.

For all of you.

Right now there's a 15-year-old-old Right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing

just so they can wipe my ass in 17 years i'm 50 and single that's a fantastic combination

i'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astrolide

hey what's happening at mike schmidt 40 year old boy podcast i'm going to my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astrolide.

Hey, what's happening to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. I'm going to warn you guys,

because you may hear stuff in the background. I always warn you about things in the background.

There's always planes flying overhead or people lurking outside in a courtyard. There's always nonsense going on. But this time, this time, it may really fill up your head because as I'd speak, as I sit here,

there's apparently somebody driving a lawnmower on the roof of the home I'm in.

I don't know how they're getting this close.

I don't know why they're getting right up to the goddamn door.

I don't know why the sound is bleeding through obviously four layers of plastic or glass

or whatever they use in the Midwest to cover themselves outside the patio door.

But the sound is rumbling through.

And I can tell you this, by the way, for the first time, I'm coming to you with gardening

sounds that are not brought to you by a Mexican.

I guarantee you that is some sort of red hat wearing Trump dude who's out there fucking

killing grass blades and calling each of them someone from Afghanistan or, or, I was going

to say, Dominicaica is that a place that's not a place the Dominican Republic of course that's a

place or El Salvador do you think that you think Trump supporters get out to their

fucking lawnmower and as they kill the blades of grass they realize they think that

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