Episode Fifty-One, Year Ten
The 40 Year Old Boy
Misfit Toys
4.5 • 626 Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2018
⏱️ 196 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In two weeks, the 40-year-old boy brings you the father, the son, and the holy podcast host. |
| 0:10.0 | The 2018 interlude Schmidty Christ Superstar. |
| 0:13.9 | Mike Schmidt is Schmty Christ. |
| 0:16.7 | David M. Hernandez is Mexis is scared a lot. |
| 0:19.8 | The soup robot is Mary Magdalene. |
| 0:23.3 | Thorgar is Caiaphas. |
| 0:25.9 | Yee is Anus. |
| 0:28.6 | Gloryhole Guy is King Herod. |
| 0:31.3 | Super fan Gio is Super Apostle Gio. |
| 0:34.6 | And, as Ponch is pilot, zombie David Bowie. |
| 0:38.3 | What's the buzz? Find out July 26th. |
| 0:42.3 | Available at iTunes and the 40-year-old boy YouTube channel. |
| 0:46.3 | I'm coming for all of you! |
| 0:53.3 | For all of you. For all of you. |
| 1:18.5 | Right now there's a 15-year-old sophomore in high school who has no idea they're studying nursing just so they can wipe my ass in 17 years. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm 50 and single. |
| 1:22.6 | That's a fantastic combination. |
| 1:26.7 | I'm going to spend my golden years dating a handful of spit and a jug of astroglide. |
| 1:37.9 | My chair is pretty squeaky. |
| 1:39.2 | It is a squeaky chair. |
| 1:40.7 | Yeah, listen to that. |
| 1:41.7 | I can't help. |
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