Episode (Channel) 101
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, you're going to hear us talk about this at the end of the pod, but head over to YouTube, |
| 0:03.7 | over your dead body. |
| 0:05.0 | Yorma's new movie has a fantastic trailer that you can watch now, and now we're going to just |
| 0:09.7 | start the pod. |
| 0:10.9 | It's the Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast. |
| 0:18.6 | This is Yorma. |
| 0:19.7 | None of the other guys are here. I'm trying to basically without looking at any of the tracks, make a new theme song for our podcast right now, just dumping things on top of it. So just give me five minutes. I'll surprise the guys when they get on it. It's going to be bad. |
| 1:12.9 | Siked to see you guys. Let's fucking jam. Keeve, just FYI. Yorm is working on a new theme song for the podcast that we're currently already recording, which is pretty exciting. But I'm doing it without, I'm just looking at the tracks, so I'm doing it visually. Got it. Hey, Keev. Yeah. You just left to go turn off your air purifier. We got one of those. How much more purified would you say your air is now than the air you grew up breathing in your home? I mean, the Bay area has good air. Got it. So I'd imagine the air in the bay was probably still better than the air today. |
| 1:17.7 | Than purified L.A. air. Yeah, although, you know, we have this feeling like things are always getting worse because, you know, with climate disaster it is. Yeah. But when you look at pictures of L.A. in the |
| 1:22.9 | 70s, like with all those huge muscle cars and everything, it was horrendous, horrendous, what they were breathing back then, much worse than today. I actually saw on social media this week. There was a picture of like L.A. with the snow cap mountains in the background and people saying like exactly that point. Like, FYI, no way, shape, or form. Do you see this in the 70s? Yeah. And I don't know the details, so I'm just speaking out of term, but I know there was like, |
| 1:46.2 | it also is like the proof that regulations work. There we go. Because they made a point to change the laws about emissions, and then it got way better. Well, you know what I think is that it's all a hoax. Right. Yeah, I was going to say one of the reasons, one of the reasons we don't get political on the pod, and I wasn't going to name names, is there's one hardcore, like maybe more Maga than Maga guy on the pod. Yeah, you guys don't get it. I mean, it's hard to hang out with these lip tarts all day. But we also, we want to present both sides, you know, and be really fair. And so Yorm really presents that balance. That is one of the big takeaways. And people tell me how much that their Quaid army, they like how even-handed it's been. Yeah. Hey, I'm in Durham, North Carolina. I'm going to do a stand-up show. Got snowed out in January. I'm back here. I'm very excited. I'm going to see one of the names that gets dropped the most on the pot, our friend Emily Spivey tonight. It's fun, but you're not technically promoting it because it will be, the show will be over by the time anyone hears this. You guys have made it very clear that I was not to promote. You said I could only mention shows after it was too late for people to buy |
| 2:51.1 | tickets. Yes. We don't want you to like jam the stats. We needed to know how popular your |
| 2:56.8 | stand-up is without you jamming it with promotion. That's so funny. Yeah, I thought it was you guys |
| 3:01.8 | you didn't want me on your territory, but it was just jamming the stats. Yeah, we don't like that. |
| 3:07.1 | I don't like that you are so left-wing, and so I don't want anyone to support you. Can I just race through? I did a very quick back-of-the-envelope calculation of comments. That's not how you use back-of-the-envelope, but I really did literally write it on the back of the envelope. |
| 3:43.0 | Somebody said they did find, I think I killed the president, that it is on your website. Yeah, it's on an archive. Okay, great. I had that sent to us. I did not have time to check this, but a baseball player named Jock Peterson, someone said that when he played for the San Francisco Giants, his walk-up song was, I'm so humble. Literally have had no time to check it, but... |
| 3:43.0 | I think I remember being sent something back then. |
| 3:46.1 | It seemed too granular to be untrue. |
| 3:49.1 | Yeah. |
| 3:49.7 | So that's very cool. |
| 3:50.8 | That's very cool. |
| 3:51.8 | This was very hurtful. |
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