Episode 100: Turtleneck & Chain Part 2

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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On this episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast the guys are discussing the rest of Turtleneck & Chain. Plus a few updates on Seth’s trip to Milan (and a killer Space Olympics joke). And of course, lots of other things are discussed. Turtleneck & Chain (Explicit Version) | https://spti.fi/4up3JqZ Turtleneck & Chain (Edited Version) | https://spti.fi/7GcYCeL Colin Jost takes a BONE-RATTLING bobsled ride | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dBqR7gxr2k Seth Meyers Celebrates Women’s Hockey at Milan Cortina Games | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSyiCFR8ns I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Willie's Remedy Willie’s ships directly to your doorstep in 40+ states. Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code ISLAND for 20% off of your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Vuori Get 20% off your FIRST purchase and free shipping and free returns at https://vuori.com/ISLAND. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet! Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/lonelyisland Grow Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/ISLAND today to get started. Grow accepts over 100 insurance plans, including Medicaid in some states. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. Chime Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. It just takes a few minutes to sign up. Head to https://Chime.com/ISLAND Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the lonely island and Seth Myers podcast.
0:08.8	Akiva was saying that our last episode was masturbatory, and I was like, I think the whole thing is masteratory.
0:16.8	Let's start.
0:17.6	Pretty sure.
0:18.7	Pretty pretty sure.
0:19.8	The bedrock of the entire endeavor.
0:21.6	It's the premise.
0:22.6	If there's a third one of us, they're listening to the other two talk and then can hear when there may be like just have been too normal for too long and they're going to throw a curveball.
0:34.6	They're going to toss a grenade in the path. Something's going to happen.
0:38.4	When there's just two, you're just having a conversation. There's no peanut gallery. You can eat as many
0:43.9	burritos as you want when there's two. It's fucking great. That's what I mean. The rules are different.
0:49.0	It's God. The rules are gone, man. It's burrito town. Andy, you didn't listen, obviously, but Yoram was eating a burrito and was fully fucking half-brained before the episode even started. You know what, Keith? That's your opinion, man. Yeah. Hey, wait, can I comment on where I'm at? You look like you're on a set where they've put a bunch of conduit on the walls. Well, guess what, dog? Airbnb.
1:12.4	But what is all that shit on the wall?
1:14.1	I don't want to talk about it.
1:25.9	Oh. It's conduits. You Airbnb did an escape room? You're just staying in an escape room of some sort? It's like saw, but the guy's not here right now, so it's fine. As soon as he comes back, I'm fucked. Yeah, he's like, come and go as you please.
1:29.3	It's my sawroom, but when I'm not there, I don't lock it.
1:30.8	He's out. He's out.
1:31.0	He's like, come and go as you please. It's my saw room, but when I'm not there, I don't lock it.
1:30.1	He's out. He's out getting gas for his chainsaw. He's like, honestly, I don't think I'm
1:35.7	going to saw at all next month. Should we just get out of town and Airbnb it? How old is the building
1:42.1	you're in that they were like, we didn't build it for electricity or for internet? No, this is one of those extra rooms. So you can say that there's an extra room. But every kid, I loved the conversation because every adult was like, yeah, like one of them will stay down here. I was like, no fucking kids going to stay down here. And immediately they were all like, it's haunted.
2:06.3	It's, uh, well, every, it's got like copper pipes going through it and like electrical wires.
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