The Heist & Ka-Blamo!
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 1:03.0 | Hey guys, before we kick off this episode, we're going back to talk about some older stuff. There's some fan-made videos. |
| 1:08.4 | So if you head over to YouTube, that's the best possible way to watch stuff. There's some fan-made videos, so if you head over to YouTube, that's the best possible |
| 1:12.0 | way to watch stuff. Enjoy. It's the Lonely Island and Sett Myers podcast. |
| 1:20.1 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Lonely Island podcast. Well, once again, once again without Andy, |
| 1:26.9 | who is going to, I'm sure, send us in a couple |
| 1:30.0 | voice notes based on what we talk about today. |
| 1:33.2 | There was something, there's a few things I want to start with. |
| 1:36.5 | First of all, I'm so embarrassed. |
| 1:39.2 | I made two sports errors in the last episode, and I'm the one who knows about sports. What were they, supposedly? Supposedly. I mean, I caught them both, by the way. So I shamed you guys for holding up a jersey in football town. People do hold up jerseys at the NFL draft when they go out. I was actually shocked that you said that, because I did think I had seen that before. I did bite my tongue going, well, he's the sports guy. |
| 2:01.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.3 | Why did you think that? |
| 2:03.5 | I don't know what happened there. That was just short-circuiting. The other mistake I made was I mentioned Philip Rivers and said he was the San Diego Chargers quarterback on the fridge and Great Day. It was Ryan Leaf, which we even talked about during that. Yeah. When you said the name, I did go, that sounds like a different name, but I didn't know the name. |
| 2:18.1 | But I like that the problem in both cases was you guys are so, I don't know, trepidacious about your sports knowledge that you just stood back and you were like, you take this one, Seth. Because I didn't immediately have proof otherwise. I just was like, you know, let you hang yourself with your own rope kind of thing. Yeah. Also, Seth always picture you as kind of a jock of the group that comes by and dumps |
| 2:38.0 | slurpees on our heads with, you know, a varsity jacket on. |
| 2:41.5 | It is really, it does speak volumes about you guys that I'm the jock of the group. |
| 2:48.4 | At one point, Rashida Jones was talking about and she said |
| 2:52.8 | makes the lonely island look like jocks. |
| 2:57.9 | And I was like, oh, interesting. |
| 3:00.2 | I think you should do everything about that story, but the name. |
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