Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads

voices in our heads.

Hello everyone and congrats on not killing yourself you survived another week on planet

Earth mmm was it easy probably not was it fun but I hope it was I hope you had a good time. If you're in New Jersey or in the New Jersey area,

I'm headlining the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey, January 4th through the 6th. Come on out. I got to move tickets. They have not been

moved yet and I got to start promoting it. I think they put a low ticket

warning on the website, but that's a lie. So buy your tickets and tell everybody that you know in the

Jersey area to buy tickets because I've been doing stand up for 10 years and I'm pretty good at it at

this point and that's a lot for me because I'm my own biggest bully.

So if I'm saying I'm good at something,

there's something to that.

Hey, can we stop normalizing watching a television show on your iPhone whilst doing your job.

I think that would be nice if we stop doing that because look like I get it

life stressful and when you're at work you

don't want to be working I get it I had a day job I did work 30% of the time later in the

bathroom took naps 10% of the time and then I dicked around the other 60% of the time.

Wow, quick math.

Good job, Christina, thank you.

But I gotta say, a lot of Uber drivers,

they got multiple phones and iPads set up in their little console

and they're watching TV shows while they're driving.

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