Episode #100- What Would Beyoncé Do?

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday, you made it! On today’s monumental episode of The Voices In Our Heads we dive into perhaps one of the most wonderful moments of my life involving Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. Other topics include: ⁃ Savior Complex (let’s stop!) ⁃ Fuckboi Theater (don’t stop that, its good material) ⁃ An open call for tips from Ayahuasca journeyers ⁃ Never driving in a Chevrolet again ⁃ Hyptnotique and TITTAYS ⁃ And a reading from Carder Stout’s “We Are All Addicts” about one of ya girl’s most lethal, all-consuming addictions: love. Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads
0:18.9	Hello everybody how you doing congratulations on a yourself. It's tough out here.
0:24.1	Welcome to another episode of the Voices in our Buttholes. Just kidding heads.
0:35.0	That's the voice in your butt hole. Hey, New York City drivers.
0:40.0	If you're behind me at a stoplight
0:42.0	and the second the light turns green you honk, that's not going to do much.
0:47.0	Okay? You don't got to honk the second the light turns green.
0:50.5	Give me a second to press the gas pedal. Trust me, I'm speedier than you probably.
0:56.4	I'm trying to get places too. I'm never not in a rush even when I don't need to be in a rush. I'm always in a rush.
1:01.3	You don't got a honk at me if you're behind me and the second the light turns green. I have you're worried that I haven't gone.
1:07.8	Also, New York City drivers, Christina for mayor, by the way way the double parking man I love driving in New York because it's like a video game which is cool and double parking is a part of that video game experience but my god Greenpoint Brooklyn you can't double park on both
1:25.5	sides do you know what I'm saying then there's just no and then I got a wait I'm a New
1:30.8	Yorker you make me fucking wait? Are you out of your mom? I'm gonna lose my shit on you.
1:37.6	Oh my God, it's just been a I've been behind a lot of garbage trucks and a lot of FedEx trucks and a lot of Amazon motherfuckers lately.
1:43.7	Tis the season to order everything on Amazon and that applies for all the days of the year.
1:49.6	365 days of the year?
1:51.6	Is that how many? Yes. Sick. I forgot for a second. But my brain is still intact everybody. Just I had a brief lapse. We came back.
2:01.0	And then the other day yesterday all these I was double parked and I when I
2:07.3	double park when I double park it's okay but when I double park I got I make sure
2:11.9	that there's room for a large vehicle to get by me.
2:15.6	And if there's not, I stay in the car because if someone can't get by, I gotta go around the block.
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